Top 12 engineering dialogues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on being Late
"I thought it is a monday" (lab starts at 10:45 on monday)
"I was searching for the Classroom"
(classic) " Train was late" (my favourite one)

During Lecture

"Nilesh ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
“Attendance sheet kiske paas hai??”
“Attendance sign kiya kya?”
(classic)"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
(classic2)"Journal sheet hai??"
“Mam ko kuch nahi aata”
“Chapter kab khatam hua?”

Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"

Unit Test
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
"Kitne baje ghar janeka"
"kitna page bhara?"

for attendance
( less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was late , so watchman dint let me in"
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
(classic)"Utsav (college festival) marketing"
(classic)”Publicity”
( classic)“Mam….IEEE”
"plzzzz maaammm!!!!"

late submission of assignments
"Maine X ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I dint know the last date"
"I was sick"
"My assignement was with him and he is sick"
"sorry"

late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
(classic) "Friday ko light nahi thee"
"sorry"
"plzzzzzzzzz"

VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"


VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......(emotional masturbation)"

VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
(Classic)"kisko reviva diya??"
"External is asking names of the chapters ab ye bhi padhna hoga kya!!!"
"saale ne bahot waat lagayi"


Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
(classic)"Tujhe HOD ka sign aata hai kya?"
(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: 1.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
2. maine C se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
3.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.
4."Kisse ke paas isse chchoti assignment hai kya!!!!!!"


EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
" woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks..... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
" nahi samjha to rat le (RBR) "
(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!" (my favourite one used to say it everytime)

The most irritating one:

"kitna padhai hua??"